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The perils of middle age


I was out testing my bike after some suspension mods and had a little off.

Now as many of you will know- we middle aged fellas tend to develop a little muffin top. Nothing too exessive I might add but just a little extra comfort arround the middle.

In their infinate wisdom alpinestars design their enduro pants with a low waist line which sits, as it happens, nicely under the muffin top. Not in itself a problem but-

On the occasional off- particularly given significant forward motion -the friction generated through the jacket on contact with the ground can exert some dragging force to the skin.

This tends to roll the little muffin top over the waistband of the trousers. Once trapped between your waistband and the ground your full bodyweight then falls on the poor little thing.  

I am now the proud owner of a blueberry muffin-  

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Mike



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nice one mike, nice bruise , Ouch! we aint middle aged mate, thought we where still kids, men never grow up, remember!

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Mike if you have a muffin, what chance for the rest of us. Here I was thinking you were a racing snake.

Anyway thank god it wasn't a chocolate muffin.

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That's just what happens when you do a flying " W " down Dury Lane.........

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Nothing like a bit of humour...... and that was nothing like humour""

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Chris -Closer to a chocolate muffin than you might think- well perhaps a little brownie- its the adrenalin that does it- just wait till you pass 50. biggrin

Dave- Im the first to confess to not being well read but what the hell is a Flying W, is it some sort of theatrical harness???

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My goodness...Captain Jean-Luc Picard has never heard of a Flying W! You need an immediate input of the best film ever made....On Any Sunday! No, you can't borrow my copies (see, I've got more than 1) biggrinbiggrinbiggrin

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I once entered an enduro under the name of Harvey Mushman..... got all hanged up in the giggle weeds, did the famous flying "W", got lost and had me a $5000 signal fire, but I came thru grinning from ear to ear........................... "ON ANY SUNDAY"

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mike, on any sunday , documentary / film on motorcycle racing with steve mcqueen 1960s-70 i think, dont know what a flying W is though, im sure in my 30 years of riding i must have done one, done plenty of flying anyway, short flytes with hard bumps!

-- Edited by kevdoyle on Thursday 8th of April 2010 07:04:05 AM

-- Edited by kevdoyle on Thursday 8th of April 2010 07:07:52 AM

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just seen the flying W and the giggleweeds on Youtube- spot on-

cheers

miike

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