Had it for my tea, Burp! Fixer has just made Dawn throw all the pasties she lovingly prepared for the weekend in the bin. 'Granite Flagstone' was the thing that rattled her. I can only apologise on his behalf, but it's to late.
Jeff, Please give my sincere apologies to both your ladies for the rudeness shown to their crimping by that man Sonny. If you explain that he's been a rough old matelot for 27 years and doesn't know yet how to behave like a gentleman, and that he's not coming to Wiltshire, perhaps they may wish to bake further pasties for your friends to enjoy at the weekend?. Bob
Sorry Geoff. Thought they taught "CRIMPING" before reading and writing in Kernow?!!
I've had all 3 of Phils little angels screaming at me "OY Lofty, get the kettle on! on their last visit. I know why he buggers off to sea for months on end now.
Bob, the amount of food you had on your plate at the we***ng reception on Saturday you should have enough food to last you till Christmas.
Oh no. I thought no-one had noticed!. But thanks for not mentioning my second and third visits to the buffet. I always take the attitude that if anything's left the ladies who prepared it will be upset, and it was very more-ish.
Sorry Chaps. I begged and begged Dawn to bake some more but; ' The Lady's not for turning' 'Granite Flagstone' is just unforgivable, her word's.
There's only one person to blame. 'Fixer' I think a just punishment would be for him to cook breakfast for 14 this weekend in Wiltshire. All those in favour can post here!!!!!!!!!!
Sonny you're forgiven. She's alway's been far to fond of Sailor's
Although 'Geoff' isn't. Your punishment is being considered.
As long as i don't have to endure the 12" Pleasure?! Remember i'm a civvy now! The only way you will get a breakfast for 14 out of Andy this weekend is either, A. He takes Brenda and she does it for him. Or, B. McDonalds!
I'll do the breakfast for 14, you bring the potato masher please. That'll be 1 potato between 14 then! I can cook, but do you like rhubarb with your porridge?
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