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Silver Fox


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Come Friday of next week I should be certified to administer First Aid. Obviously I now need some practical experience, any willing volunteers??? (Simon, imagine the pain as I whipped that stick out of your face and pocked my fat grubby finger in to stem the bleeding)

I'm not willing to practice on anyone with Facial Hair, Dog's Breath or less than 38DD.



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Silver Fox wrote:

I'm not willing to practice on anyone with Facial Hair, Dog's Breath or less than 38DD.

 


I'm struggling to think of anyone who fits those criteria.............

 



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Would that be a blonde 38DD? If the answers 'Yes' could I be your assistant as there may be some clothes loosening needed?

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That's one of the best incentives for staying on the bike that I've heard

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Well said Chris, almost makes you want to grow a beard as well, just in case wink

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If it helps keep you lot on your bikes instead of your arse's it can only be a bonus.

Going to the DGTRF meeting on Tuesday, Brought a job lot of bandages just in case!!!



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I'm standing behind Jeff on tuesday - plenty to hide behind when the fur starts flying, and nice and close should I need resuscitating. Gonna brush my teeth and have a shave just in case. Cant do bugger all about the double D's tho!

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Tuck those DD's in you belt Tim. biggrin

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Silver Fox wrote:

Come Friday of next week I should be certified to administer First Aid. Obviously I now need some practical experience, any willing volunteers??? (Simon, imagine the pain as I whipped that stick out of your face and pocked my fat grubby finger in to stem the bleeding)

I'm not willing to practice on anyone with Facial Hair, Dog's Breath or less than 38DD.



As long as its just your finger, dirty boy evileye

 



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