Ha ha, usual top notch report Andy...thanks. Shame about the batteries, perhaps you should get a cricketer's jock strap with built in pouch (for the protective box, for those readers who haven't played the game)- that'll keep them warm!
That bloke (201-010) is still searching for one of his hens, fat chance he has of finding that 'cos Barney grabbed it and stuffed it up his jacket on his way past. I expect it'll be in the oven on Xmas morning.
Great laughs and no lasting injuries to anyone, what more can you want from a day's riding?. Thanks all and have a good day tomorrow (25th) Bob.